If you’re immature and you know it, clap your hands! If you’re immature and you know it, stomp your feet! If you’re immature and you know it, then your farts will truly show it, if you’re happy and you know it slap your butt! Did it work? Are you still here? High-five, you stupid poo poo face!
Admit it. No matter how old you are, there are just some things that while a little bit inappropriate, never fail to make you laugh.
They often involve some type of bodily function or body part, sometimes there’s the implication of sex, and more often than not it happens at the most inopportune time — until now.
Bear in mind these are completely innocent images though, so if you see any other than good wholesome fun, well, then you’re probably my kind of people…
Beating Around the Bush
The landscaper had to know what they were doing with this, right?
I wouldn’t want to stand underneath.
I would like to think so, although if they’re going for “family planning,” that’s probably not the route to follow.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
I mean, this is on par with typing 8008135 into a calculator back in school, but times, like, a million.
Sock It To Me
Come on, Katie.
We’re just trying to do a little bit of shopping. Maybe pick up some Gas-X on the way out.
True, this was probably written in simpler times when words like “bae” didn’t exist, but you know you still snickered a little bit.
Quick and Dirty
All I’m saying is that if you’re spending an hour in the bathroom, you have bigger problems than a hilariously burned out sign.
You’ve probably never noticed this before.
You will probably never be able to not notice this ever again.
Catch ‘Em All!
They totally knew what they were doing, but maybe there’s just a Richard out there who really likes Pokemon?
They had to know what they were doing, what with the whole, “Yummy in my mouth” slogan, right?
That poor penguin.
For Adults Only
There’s no explanation as to what the B and J stand for here, but I’m pretty sure I know where your mind went…and why there’s probably a line of men following this van.
Get Your Munch On
This poll that seems to have called to a certain crowd.
Props to Chipotle for coming up with this and knowing their audience.
Here’s Your Sign
The look on her face either says, “I really want to laugh at this but it wouldn’t be professional,” or “They don’t pay me enough for this crap…or poop, as it may be.”
No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
I’m really not sure what’s going on here, to be honest. All I know is that butts are for sale and the public demands an explanation!
Someone is definitely getting fired.
Or asked out on even more dates.
Hey, rules are rules.
If you make it eighteen, I guess that makes you legal.
Need a Lift?
Congrats, you just ruined skiing.
I just want to know what happened that necessitated this sign.
Then again, maybe I don’t…
Not the Breast Idea
Whoever hung these light fixtures probably doesn’t have a job hanging light fixtures anymore.